I was always taught that a longer barrel on a weapon, provided for more accurate, further distance delivery of a projectile to a predetermined target. Obviously, Somebody in Research and Development failed to mention that to God, so God in turn failed to include that wee bit of trivia in the equation when creating man. We guys know (and the ladies will also bear witness) that a man can try as hard as he will, and no matter the length of his Gun barrel, will almost instinctively miss the toilet bowl every time! Hell hit the seat; splash the lid, squirt on the floor, get a kink in his hose, and make a mess of the area around the predetermined target. (one would think after seeing the damage, that man had a blunderbust or a shotgun for a penis )? Anyway,... maybe if the inside of the toilet bowl was painted like a Bullseye, we guys might have better control?...Naw.... And now you know why we men leave the Seat up. :)
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 13:43:29 +0000
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