I was being held in captivity by some scary people that live in a commune. They wanted me to convert to their cult and grow root vegetables. They kept playing really loud music on constant replay. Like Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice stuff. (I think even some Judy Garland was in the mix!) Im sure the CIA has used this tactic before. They even almost had me sold into a loveless marriage to a man with crooked teeth and a leather vest. Thankfully I escaped. I dont remember much else of what happened, so Im not going to be of any help to the police. But, I hope they find them... I am SO glad that I woke up today, albeit late. š¤š #ambiendreamin #ihavenoideawhy (New to my life? I dream crazy. Sometimes I share. Dont roll your eyes. I may make millions, or a $100, on a screenplay someday! š)
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 19:07:43 +0000
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