I was blue and lonely, I couldnt sleep a wink And I could only get unconscious if Id had too much to drink. There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed gray and dead. The seeds of desperation were growing in my head. I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life, Somewhere to place affection, but I didnt want a wife. And then by lucky chance I saw a special magazine An ad that was unusual, the like Id never seen, Experience something different with our new imported toy, Shes loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy. She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shriveled down A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown. I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life, And later in a moment that girl became my wife. And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair And when Im feeling naughty I blow her up with air Shes cuddly and shes bouncy, shes like a rubber ball, I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall. And now my life is different since Sally came my way. I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray Shes everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin, And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 07:18:56 +0000
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