"I was driving down the street when a policeman stopped my car and immediately opened the door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted to collect "roja" (bribe money) from me...Then suddenly he saw the big black Rottweiler dog at the back of the seat with tongue sticking out and saliva drooling from the sides of his mouth angrily staring fiercely at him. POLICE: [shakin] Ah! You carry dog? ME: [I bone my face] Yes! POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from? ME: From hospital! POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick? ME: No. The dog bite somebody brocus. Doctors dey try stitch am back for the man POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat? ME: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o. POLICE: and the dog know you o? ME: Yes na, no be me get am? Its mine so I am safe I guess. POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am? ME: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter. POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am. Na central lock bros? God bless you as you open it chairman.
Posted on: Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:54:35 +0000
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