I was in Abuja to see my uncle @ 8 am the secretary told me to come back by 2pm that Oga (boss) is not around. So, I had to hang around till 2 pm. By 1 pm, I was so hungry cos I had not eaten since morning & I was left with N200 as last card. I was unable to get a local canteen to eat FUFU or EBA. All I saw were big hotels. I began to feel dizzy so, I decided to find a solution. In my front, there was a powerful 5 star hotel. So, I cleaned my rugged shoe, adjusted myself & entered the hotel. At d lobby, the waiter asked: are u here to see somebody or you want to lodge in? I said my name is Akpors, lodging. He told me the least room was N47k per night. I said no problem dis place is lovely, just like the hotel I slept yesterday in Dubai on my way from United states. He said thank you sir. I asked; can I pay in hard currency as Ive not changed my dollars? He told me no problem. Ok where is your restaurant I need to eat 1st. He lead me to the restaurant & he told the chef to treat me well cos I was a new customer & that I just came back from US! The chef welcomed me & gave me menu list. I ordered for Pounded yam, EFO RIRO (vegetable soup), Snail & catfish! The chef told me it will be ready in 30 mins. I asked for the bar so I can step down before the food ready and he pointed me the executive bar mainly for VIPs. I requested for assorted pepper soup & Spanish Red wine. I drank 2 bottles of the wine & 2 plates of soup & the bill was N34k (A wine N10k per bottle, soup N7k per plate). I moved on to eat my food & D bill for food was N40k. Total was N74k & I had N200. Sweat began 2 come out of my face despite the AC. They began 2 suspect that I didnt have money so the security & staffs began to gather around me. I said to my self Akpors what can I do?. I dialed my phone number on my 2nd phone, I picked & said: Yes Man, the bomb is still with me not yet exploded, OK in next 2 min... Wao, Im proud to be suicide bomber, & now is even better as a lot of people are around me! Before I dropped my phone, I couldnt see anybody in the hotel again even in d street!
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 16:27:15 +0000
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