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I was in the parking lot getting organized before walking into the store and I hear Hey baby let me get your number. As if that is not creepy enough, I look up and it is a scrawny child wearing no shirt on his sweet Schwinn. I smile and nod expecting him to go away, like it was a dare his friends put him up to. This turd waited outside my car until I FINALLY got out and persisted to hound me, so I say Young man, I am old enough to be your mother, thanks though. To which he replies, NO! Im 16! Then I tell him I am married and he says, so what, I can be your man friend on the side. What?
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 02:22:40 +0000

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