I was innocently walking down my stairs in the dark when suddenly I was attacked by a dark ninja assassin cat that decided to lay down on the stairs. I tripped over her on the step second from the top and went flying face first into the wall at the bottom of the staircase. I am a bloody mangled mess and Im now scrubbing the blood from my mouth and nose off the walls and carpets while the cat in question rubs up all over me in apology. Omg. Im gonna look awful tomorrow. Whats my excuse! Uhhhhh I walked into a wall? Ugh. Damn ninja cats!
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 05:03:50 +0000
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