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I was just telling friend Janet how good I was by not telling the religious solicitor who came to my door yesterday that I was either an anarchist or a cannibal (both excuses that Ive used in the past), but how I had to stop giggling at all the outrageous things I thought of to do and say in order to get the woman to leave. To date, my best (as yet unperformed) idea of how to get rid of an unwanted solicitor is to reach right out and honk his/her boob. Because who would stay and try to preach your religion when there were boob-honkings going on! Do you have an equally outrageous manner of dealing with these interruptions? Or do you just go the polite path of saying no thank you, not interested (which sadly, I do more times than not)?
Posted on: Fri, 11 Apr 2014 14:59:35 +0000

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