I was recently asked to submit a recipe for (no kidding) an atheist cookbook. I submitted this, but I doubt itll make the cut. ___ The Minute Enchilada Check the fridge to ensure corn tortillas arent more than 90 days past expiration. Scrape mold where applicable. For 10 seconds, microwave 3 tortillas inside a damp paper towel (to simulate freshness) Grab a bag of shredded cheese (and hope theres something left besides Gouda). Sprinkle liberally inside each individual tortilla. Roll tortillas. Spread more cheese over entire plate, as if covering a crime scene. Dab picante sauce (from a jar) on each individual enchilada. Sprinkle green onions. If youre out of green onions, just use something green and cut it small enough so that nobody can tell the difference. Microwave for 60 seconds. If you smell something unusual, its probably the melted Styrofoam plate you placed the enchiladas on. Serve hot. Monitor your guests carefully for signs of puzzlement, disgust or illness. Then call out for pizza. ___ Makes the mouth water...yes?
Posted on: Thu, 08 May 2014 15:55:05 +0000
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