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I was sittin there sellin turnips on a flat bed truck crunchin on a pork rind wen she pulled up she had to be thinkin this is where rednecks come from ...... She had holly wood written on her liscens plate she was lost and lookin for the interstate ....needin directions and i was the man for the jiob .......i told her way up yunder past tha caution light thers a lil country store with an old coke sighn u gotta stop and ask mrs bell for some of her sweet tea then a left will take u to the interstate but a right will bring u right back here to me .... Well i was sittin ther thinkin bout her pretty face kikin myself for not catchin her name i threw my hat thought u fool u coulda ben loved .... Well i knew my ol s10 couldnt run her down hell she prolly didnt like me anyhow so i watched her dissapear into a cloud of dust ....i told her way up yunder past thecaution light thers a lil cuntry store wit an old coke sighn u gotta stop and ask mis bell for some of her sweettea ... Then a left will take u to the intrs
Posted on: Wed, 14 Aug 2013 00:19:43 +0000

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