I was wondering if I am in fact the worlds least likely person ever to do a triathlon. - I dont like to get dirty - I dont like to go barefoot outdoors and am wondering if I can tape the balls of my feet so they dont get cut on gravel in transition - I HATE clothes hugging my fatty bits and hanging HEY LOOK HERE signs on them - I am scared of my road bike because it makes me a nervous wreck and have barely ridden it... Its not happening until my bike store makes changes to it - My jelly knee is still crap... not better or worse, so Im not even running to train for that part - Im not overwhelmingly fit despite what looks like constant activity - I hate to get up before 5 am - Im not disciplined AT ALL - I cant swim 500 meters without stopping and have yet to train in open water with scary things like snapping turtles, eels, snakes, fish and hungry badgers - I cant perform unless my clothes match (and ideally my bike would match my clothes - we need to be one unit) - As an athlete my diet should be 80% healthy and 20% convenient/pleasure... mine is more like 50/50 - I whine too much So. I feel like this is really going great for July 26!! đ #myfirsttri #ordietrying
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 03:23:53 +0000
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