I watched the trailer for 50 Shades of Gray... ( no Im not interested...the devil made me do it) anyway...if there was a Cape Breton version ....we could use the name 50 Shades of Tartan Scene-1(passionate scene) He ever so gently removes her long woolen sock...slowly it comes...down over da kneecap...he tinks to himself...has dis woman ever owned a razor? DA PASSION CONTINUES.....She slowly bends over to unbutton the top 2 bottons of his long underwear...slowly--because the arthritis in her back is frigin killing her....she loses control and goes for 2 more bottons and tinks to herself ONE HAIR ON DA CHESS..ya gotta be frgin kiddin! DA PASSION CONTINUES....he begins to perspire because he forgot to turn down da termistat...da wedder is so dam unpredictable...anyways...he glares at her heavy, bright, terry cloth housecoat with at least 3 knots in the belt and tinks... Itd be easier to get into Fort Knox...THE PASSION CONTINUES...she effortlessly removes his first rubber boot...so she goes for da second one...ahh she tinks...not so easy she continues to pull at da shiny black boot to no avail...in her frustration she screeches...for da love a gawd Archie ...did ya crazy glue dis ting to you or wha? THE PASSION CONTINUES....Archie kicks his leg high into the air as hard as he can...off come da rubber boot...they both passionately watch it fly into the air knocking out the light bulb...Archie regrets not buying a shade...the glass splatters...the boot with a huge force hits Eurlina and knocks her out cold. Hes feeling a bit guilty, however, decides to let her sleep it off and covers her eversogently wit da crocheted blanket Nana Boots made him for his 40th birfday. He walks towards the kitchen to boil the kettle but looks back once more at her vulnerable body draped on top of his fishing gear and tinks...I hope dares no damage...I paid a fortune for dat gear. STAY TUNED FOR PART 2 of 50 Shades of Tartan
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 08:38:53 +0000
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