I went to visit a friend frm a very rich family. D maid approached me & barricade me with questions. MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. ... MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water.MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: infact get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit..."
Posted on: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 09:22:24 +0000