I went to visit a friend of mine from a very rich family. The maid approached me. MAID: Sir, what would you like to drink? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, capp or coffee?. ME: Tea!. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea!. MAID: How do you want it, black or white? ME: White!. MAID: Milk or fresh cream? ME: With milk. MAID: Goat milk or cow milk? ME: Cow milk. MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: Let me go with the freezeland cow. MAID: Will you like it with sugar or honey? ME: Sugar. MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: Cane sugar!. MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? ME: Please, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water. MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: Mineral water. MAID: Flavoured or non flavoured? ME: Please, i beg you in the name of God, get me an empty glass. MAID: Which one do you want? Tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: Is it by force? I am not drinking again o, i am not drinking again, i will swallow my spit
Posted on: Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:28:34 +0000
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