I will never be the girlfriend who makes us matching shirts or - TopicsExpress

I will never be the girlfriend who makes us matching shirts or drag you to some mediocre photographer making you pose awkwardly for some cheesy, unoriginal photo, completely squashing your manhood. I will never constantly blow up your social networking profiles marking my territory like a pissing dog. I will never obnoxiously blow up your phone making sure I know your every whereabouts. I will never make you buy me tampons. I could go on forever. Girlfriends these days are a joke. You girls embarrass the hell out of me. Stahp.

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