I wish James had been downstairs just now to video me and Anthony. It would of won Americas Funniest Home Videos. My Anthony normally pounds his bare hand or stomps any bug that invades our home. Well, he opens the front door and slams it closed as if he saw a ghost. He yells, holy shit, you gotta see the spider on the door! OH Yeah, his arachnaphobic mother! I look out window and there is a 3 inch hairy thing on the door. I get my industrial strength spider spray out. I said for Ant to watch from window while I open door and spray it. Of course the fn thing gets in! My big strong son is now on the kitchen!!! I am drowning my tile and mat in spray, puddles forming and foaming, asshole wouldnt die! Im slipping in spray almost peeing my pants laughing, Anthony swearing its a freak of nature! Shit finally dies and is sliding downstream in spray, scooped him, threw him in bag and flung it on grass. Then, then here comes James, what the hell is going on? Me and Anthony were breathless laughing!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 01:02:51 +0000