I woke up this morning and found a stranger sleeping on the floor in my front room. I asked him why he was in my house, he said his furnace wasnt working right, the water heater was broken and all the windows were drafty. I replied what do I have to do with that and told him to leave my house. He went to the kitchen and began making a sandwich. He said he was hungry and continued to make the sandwich. I called the cops and they rolled up the driveway within a few minutes. They informed me that they werent allowed to arrest him or make him leave my home, but they would make him promise to appear in court within a few months. As the impending court date approached, the intruder brought in his wife and kids. Soon I was feeding and supporting this mans entire family. I asked him why didnt he fix his own house, he said it was too difficult to deal with the repairmen and laws required to set his own house right. The court date came but he never went to court and no ones come to get him. Now I have his uncle, aunt and cousins living in my house, soon Ill be on my back porch because my own house is getting too full. Remind you of a south of the border issue?
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 06:46:31 +0000
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