I would like to take a moment to confess some things Ive done in my life to some people who I love very dearly. To my best friend Aquisha Gilbert: 1. Your cat didnt run away from home, I ditched it at the park because it made me sneeze. 2. I broke into your house once after work and took a nap in your bed and took my scarf back that I said you could have. 3. I sometimes hide your phone from you when we hangout so you have to look for it and are thereby stuck hanging out with me longer. To my mother Maiku: 1. Im your best son, but you already knew that. 2. I used to throw your dishes away when I was too lazy to wash them. 3. One time I kept a stray dog in my Chicago room for a day and you never found out. To my house mother Cindy: 1. Twas I that took the pile of towels out of the bathroom within the past month! But I washed them and will put them back. 2. Sometimes I pee out my bedroom window so dont pass it without shoes on. 3. Prince ran away about 32 times in the past month while you were at work because I put them outside on nice days but I always got him back. To my brother and sister-in-law Bridgette Meno: 1. I threw a party in your house while you were vacationing. 2. I invited some friends over to your house another time and used your fireplace to take christmas photos even though it was January.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 18:00:41 +0000
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