IF JESUS WAS BORN IN NIGERIA... 1. Yorubas, Ijaws, Itshekiris and Igbos, et al would have asked for their own Jesus and outrightly rejected a Hausa Jesus! 2. Boko Haram, OPC and Militants would have kidnapped, maimed or waged war against him to show their grievances to the Most High God. 3. The 3 wise men would have disobeyed the stars and set up a fact-finding committee to locate the new born Jesus instead of following the lead of the star. 4. Those All Progressives Congress, APC supporters who feel Joseph, his father has sympathy for the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP would not accept his Gospel and will take to the social media to issue barrage of propaganda and raise a campaign of calumny against him and his ministry. 5. The 3 wise men would have presented baby Jesus with fake gold, Pampers, huggies diapers, cerelac and toys instead of Gold, Myrrh and Frankincense. 6. After leaving Jesus naming ceremony, one of the visitors would have gossiped thus: that baby Jesus doesnt even look one bit like Joseph. No inkling of semblance whatsoever. Was Mary really a virgin? How come the baby doesnt look like Joseph? I have always known that Mary dey play away match 7. After paying Mr. and Mrs Joseph a visit, they would have said: Did you see Marys shoes? They dont even match her dress. No dress sense. 8. Marys friends would have said: I heard Joseph is not working. Hes just an ordinary carpenter. That Mary though. She doesnt have taste and class. How will they survive on proceeds from carpentry? 9. Her friends would have said: Imagine those couple. They couldnt even afford to deliver in a proper hospital but a mere manger. Who sent them to marry in a hurry? Imagine the stench oozing out from that place. Wheew, gosh, damn!. 10. Screaming headlines like Virgin delivers mystery baby, Paternity conundrum- DNA confirms Mr. Joseph isnt the father of Mrs. Mary Josephs son, Messiah made in the manger, Prodigious child to win Presidential election in 2045 born in Orukpe: Star gazers and Priests react as Mr. President visits to receive blessings for his Presidential re-election will adorn the dailies and Facebook updates about the guru child rumored to be Gods son will litter our timeline with cross arguments... Thank God Jesus wasnt born in Nigeria. For no one would have written about it as black people do not read and the whole essence of Christs coming would have been defeated! Merry Christmas. ChristMAS: Christ Made A Sacrifice... -Tosin Ayo, (The word bank).
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 19:17:43 +0000
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