IM JUST SO MAD (spoken in the tone of a truly crazy person) *Warning....This is a rant! Part 2 I just dont understand why I never expect the craziness that seem to plague my Blessed Life. I really work to maintain a pleasant and peaceful vibe in my home. However, Satin is truly busy! Last week while watching television, I noticed (right out in the broad open daylight) a skink (the lizard with the stripe on its back) squeezing itself from under the television cabinet and seemed to be making an attempt to clime up the cabinet. I ran and got the broom and tried to sweep it out but it was moving too fast for me and the broom, consequently it got away. In order to just continue living here I said to myself, It cant live inside so it will just go under something and die, as I have over the years found dried up frogs behind the furniture. To my dismay, early this morning I found him not behind the furniture where I would be prepared for creepy stuff...here he is lying dead near the curtain. Guess he was trying to get out of the window. Later this afternoon Ill have a go of getting his dead ass out with the broom and dust pan. Thinking Im a bit more comfortable being outside with the lovely plants, trees, flowers and the others that live there (spiders, insects and various and sundry other things that slither and crawl) I decided to mix a solution of liquid iron and water as the nursery advised me to do if the leaves started to turn yellow. So I got my little yellow 2 gallon watering can and proceeded to treat the plants with the yellowing leaves. NOW HERE COMES THE DRAMA THAT HAS FORCED ME TO WRITE THIS RIGHT NOW: When I finished the treatment I returned the hose to its designated spot and while returning the yellow watering can to its place next to the front door, out of the corner of my eye I notice a dead twin on the gardenia next to the front door. With my mature vision, I leaned in for a closer look I discovered that what I thought was a twig was a *@#$(****** snake. No I didnt scream but I was backed up against the front door with my hands in the grasp the pearls position. You know, I make a great effort not to scream because I fear that once I start my neighbors will call the people with the white coats, however, I digress. I was not only frightened, I WAS JUST SO MAD! I put on my big girl panties, when through the garage and with the longest arms I could manage I snapped these photos. UGH! *^%#@********. I dont have the urge to lol! Think I may pack up all my stuff and move back to New York where the worse thing Ill have to deal with outside is snow and folk who are a bit crazier than I.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 17:19:34 +0000
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