IN CASE YOU MISSED IT (Browns v. Jaguars/Tailgate #7): Lets review.. • Was tardy for the originally scheduled wait in line time and STILL were within the first 30 cars of entering. Probably because of the holiday weekend, the opponent in town...or the hometown team might kinda suck. You decide. • $.98 in gas to fill the generator. Win! • Guy-to-girl ratio in the City of Cleveland Municipal Parking Lot was about 75:1. This is what I imagine the Zombie Apocalypse to resemble...except with more brown & orange. • We had the only 2,000W sound reinforcement system that had widespread coverage able to be heard from all the important port-o-potty islands, according to contributing correspondants, who clearly heard us from those port-o-potty islands. • Cindys hub officially and audibly declared us the public broadcasting station of the parking lot. There were call letters. We got requests. None of them wrapped up in $20 bills. ( *insert sad face here.) • This super-cute Jenna shows up from about 40 cars away and says shes celebrating her birthday (30th), she just took a red-eye flight from NYC...AND she wants to hear Notorious Thugz. This makes her happy. • The Cleveland Police officer that came by 3 seconds after Jennas exit says, Her song is garbage...also, pour your beers in a colored cup. • If you hear a Rocky song, be ready to prove your strength by dead-lifting, squatting or straight-up gorilla pressing multiple times a red cooler filled with chilled cans of beer. Celebrate afterwards by cracking open one of those beers. • Saddest Request of the Day: Steve from a van wants to hear God Bless the U.S.A. :: Lee Greenwood. At ease, soldier. • To the two random girls that hung out under the heater the whole time, we never got your names and Youre welcome! Heat whores. • That aint water youre standing in. Burn your shoes. • Quietest walk to a football game ever, except when some a**hole starts that Here we go Brownies, here we go.. chant. We know that a**hole. His name is Mike. Hes with us. Someone get him a throat lozenge. • Once inside the Factory of Sadness, ran into RTH photo peeps - Marissa, Lianne & Shawn doin grunt work for the Ohio Lottery Commission. They gave me a ticket. • Someone wouldnt remove their hat(s) for the tribute to soldiers during the 2nd quarter. Proud to be sitting next to an un-American. (Just kiddin.) • The logo and mascot (if applicable) should match, right? My proposal - a 6x6 orange cube with legs. No face, no arms. The Keebler thing and Chomps send mixed signals and frankly, they dont make much sense to the actual teams name. In real life, a jaguar would eat a dog and most certainly an elf. • You know that ticket from before? (See three bullet points above.). It won...amongst an entire stadium crowd of 69,654. I saw the #299145 on the Jumbotron. Know what the prize was from the Ohio Lottery? An XL Browns t-shirt with a weird stain on the neck inside of a crappy drawstring backpack that couldnt carry a 3rd graders lunch. Uh .. thanks? Idve preferred a handful of scratch-offs. • Be afraid of the guy who screams at the brick wall in front of him while emptying his bladder in a urinal after hearing that the Browns QB threw an INT. Hes got a temper...and dirty hands because he didnt warsh em. Gross. • Football team lost. Whoop-ti-doo. • Someone isnt good at remembering if he securely pad-locked the trailer. His name might rhyme with, Doh! • Youve seen those Febreze commercials, right? They clearly work. • Thanks to all those that contributed, again.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 20:14:18 +0000
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