IN DEC, AROUND XMAS 2002,, I WAS RUNNING CHARLIES…I NEEDED A DEEP FRY FOR MY RESTAURANT,,,,,,THE ONLY PLACE TO PURCHASE ONE WAS IN LOUISVILLE KY,,AT A COMMERCIAL BAR AND RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE,,,,WELL ..I THOUGHT I WOULD KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE,,,GO TO THE RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE AND GO TO OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE,,AND TREAT MY FRIENDS..….I NEVER DID KNOW MY WAY AROUND LOUISVILLE ..SO I GOT A FRIEND OF MINE ,,HERMON CUNDIFF..TO TAKE ME,,,GOOBER AND BRAD SPALDING;;[goobers son] TO LOUISVILLE…WE LEFT AROUND 10 AM,,BY THE TIME WE GOT THERE..OUTBACK RESTAURANT WASNT OPEN YET,,,,SO ,HERMON SAID,,,LETS GO TO A BAR, THAT I FREQUENT,,,CLUB 21…GOOB SAID LETS GO ...THE OUTSIDE OF THIS BAR WAS ROUGH AS HELL LOOKING…I LOOKED AT HERMON AND ASKED.;;;I DONT RECKON WE WILL GET SHOT IN THERE ??,,,HERMON SAID ..HELL NO..,SO ,ALL FOUR OF US WALKS IN CLUB 21;;;;THE OWNER KNEW HERMON REAL WELL,,,SO ,,I WASNT TO NERVOUS;;;,,GOOBER. BILLY UP TO THE BAR AND ORDER US A ROUND OF BEER,,,,,THERE WAS ABOUT 20 TVs IN THIS JOINT AND ALL THE CUSTOMERS WERE PLAYING AND BETTING PIC 3WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME;;AND THEN I TOLD HERMON THAT WE NEED TO GO TO THE RESTAURANT SUPPLY..TO BUY MY DEEP FRY,,,,,THIS WAS ABOUT 1PM,,,GOOBER TOLD ME,,,THAT HIM AND BRAD ARE GOING TO STAY AT CLUB 21,,WHILE ME AND HERMON WENT TO BUY MY DEEP FRY,,DOWNTOWN,,,,…BEFORE I LEFT..I MADE A COUPLE BETS ..ON THIS PIC THREESHIT..ON TV,,THE OWNER OF CLUB 21,,ASKED ..IF YOU WIN,,WHO DO I GIVE THE WINNINGS TO ?….OF COURSE ,,I SAID ,,GOOB,,,HE SAID OK……ME AND HERMON WAS GONE ABOUT AN HOUR,,,WE WALKED BACK IN CLUB 21,,,,,AND ALL THE CUSTOMERS STARTED SHAKING MY HAND AND THANKING ME...FOR WHAT???;;I DIDNT KNOW….GOOBER ASK ..DID I BUY A DEEP FRY??..I SAID YES,,,BUT ,,GOOBER WAS GRINNING LIKE A CHESSEY CAT…I LOOKED AT BRAD,,,HE ALSO WAS GRINNING AT ME ABOUT SOMETHING…..FINALLY ..I SAID …WHAT THE F--K.???…GOING ON ?? THEN THE OWNER SAID…..CHARLIE,,WHILE YOU WAS GONE,,YOU WON 500 DOLLARS ON THE PIC THREETWICE,,,,,,I HAVE NEVER WON ANYTHING…THEN I ASKED THE OWNER,,,WHEREs THE MONEY???..HE SAID,,I GAVE IT TO YOUR FRIEND,,,GOOB…LIKE YOU ASKED ME TO……ole shit,,i thought...;;;;;;I TOLD GOOBER,,,GIVE ME MY MONEY,,,,HE SAID;;LAUGHING…I SPENT A LITTLE OF IT….I SAID ..NO PROBLEM….THEN GOOB GAVE ME AROUND 250 DOLLARS,,,I SAID ,,GOOB I WON $500 DOLLARS!!!!THEN GOOBER SAID ,,WELL ..I SET THE HOUSE UP,,,I SAID,,OK???…THEN I GAVE THE TWO WAITRESSES ,,$50 DOLLARS EACH…I SAID ,,WHY.????…GOOB SAID,,THEY LOOK GOOD….I WAS MAD,as hell...,,THEN I STARTED CALCULATING MY WINNINGS;;;I WAS STILL A $ 100 DOLLARS SHORT??? I SAID ,,THIS ISNT RIGHT GOOB?? THEN GOOB SAID ..O I FORGOT,,,I BOUGHT 6 FIFTHS OF WINE ALSO..;;;I SAID ,,FOR WHO??? HE TOOK ME TO THE FRONT DOOR..AND THERE..I SAW 5 OR 6 OLD DRUNKS OUTSIDE IN THE PARKING LOT SETTING ON THE CURB DRINKING WINE,,,,GOOB SAID ,,I BOUGHT THEM ALL A FIFTH OF WINE EACH…..I SAID ,,,WHAT;;?? THEN GOOBER SAID;;GODDAMIT CHARLIE,,,…….ITS CHRISTMAS !!!!….,,i miss you ole friend
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 23:37:04 +0000
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