IN DEFENSE OF KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER GREASY GREAT BIG FAT ASS One of my many New Years resolutions is to stop liking every narcissistic selfie on Facebook. Now, look, Im friends with a lot of you, and I love you all, I really do, and Im at fault here too, I am totally complicit in this. A lot of you that take selfies and post them of Facebook are attractive good-looking people. Which is why I like your selfies. Im like everyone else, I like looking at attractive good-looking people just like everyone does. But for the love of God, man, do we really need a new picture of you every single day from the exact same angle? Dont you have anyone else to take a picture of you? Or a picture of you actually DOING something instead of just trying to look good? I just recently posted a bunch of pictures of me, that other people took, getting married and on my honeymoon, in different locales. I posted them because I have a lot of family and friends that were interested in seeing them because they love me and care about me and the things that happen in my life. And I also dont get married every day. But man, I want you to know that yes, I think you look good, and I know that you must be doing it because you want that reassurance. Maybe you werent hugged by your parents enough as a child, or maybe you were a total C.H.U.D in high school and everyone made fun of you and now youre emotionally scarred, but man, I just cant keep encouraging that kind of narcissistic behavior. It has gotten to the point that if all I did was like other peoples selfies I would be at my computer all day long as if it were a full-time job. I will still like unique pictures of you, but in trying to stick to this New Years resolution I just cant like all these selfies anymore. Besides, most of you dont even like my pictures anyway. I could post a picture of myself saving a baby seal and you wouldnt care. But Im supposed to like the thousandth duck-faced down shot of you? I cant do it anymore. And thats why I couldnt believe that so many people had a problem with Kim Kardashian breaking the internet. All she was doing was what everyone else in our culture does now. But I just cant do it anymore. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 18:11:24 +0000