INNOCENT SARDARS - SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him. SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game. SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! Ill stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? SARDARJI : No, Ill also stay with your sister. SARDARJI : People consider me as a GOD Wife: How do you know?? SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.. SARDARJI complained to the police: Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police: Howz that the thief did not take the TV? SARDARJI : I was watching TV news... SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying Parking Fine He writes a note and sticks it to a pole Thanks for the compliment. How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand . So the man asked him why. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. SARDARJI : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup SARDARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running? Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into the future tense SARDARJI : The future tense is u will go to jail Why did 19 Sardarjis go to the movie? .... Because it said- Under 18 not allowed! 1 din Sardarji bazaar gya Raste me 1 chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya Sardar piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya Leja kutte charger lene ayega na tab pakdunga 😛 Ladki:- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho. Sardar (sharmate huye):- Kuch bhi ho main shadi tumse hi karunga, aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.....
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 06:35:22 +0000