INSULT TO INJURY Im sitting in DMV waiting for ever to be called Im irritated and ready to go theres a Hispanic guy sitting next to me smells like he just downed some 100 proof cactus coolers kinda looks like it too. and the woman behind him is fussing, flipping papers around and she reaches over and pops him in the back of the head. (oh shit) that old Mexican dude turned red as a chile pepper and was just as hott. He flew up out of the chair spun around like Michael Jackson with a Spanish flair and they went at it, her fingers in his face moving up and down and side to side the other arm flailing out like it was just flipping out there by itself in a wind storm, one hip cocked, one knee bent and she was tapping that foot on the ground like a drummer on a kick drum, on time. In perfect beat, with whatever, she was saying. Im pretty sure she must have been a singer because what ever she was saying there was a lot of emotion connected. Now Poppie on the other side of the chairs feet are moving back and forth, twisting side to side hes bending back and forth with all kinds of hand signs and signals he really wasnt as talented as her with his dancing moves but maybe the intoxication played a big role in his performance it looked like he was doing the famous Mexican hat dance without a hat so he used the chair. ( As a couple on the so you think you can dance I think they could have scored an 8 1/2 because of their commitment to the piece. ) Anyways now their getting louder and the tequila was starting to enhance Poppies fever. Here come the sheriffs. They talked them down and had them take seats. Poppie ask me. My wife she wants car in her name no me. she jumped in over my shoulder (scared the shit outta me) you drunk all of d time you no got license you drive they take car we no get it back, car 3 Renaldo, dare be no 4, dis time me name, car me name. No! but I pay he said then I suggested that they put it in both there names we can do that yes she said yeah you can I told her den we do dat She started telling me all the cars they lost and he wrecked because of his drinking she talked about him as though he wasnt sitting there. ( well actually he wasnt actually he was more like stooped over slobbering and snoring at that point ) well I was telling her how I understand about getting cars impounded and BING! The look on my wifes face when I told her. That was 30 days ago seemed like yesterday. I had to shake myself back to the here and now (scared the shit out of me). So now shes telling me about how they went to the police impound auction to try to buy their car back but ended up getting one much better. They called their DMV number and they went to the counter and I stepped out to smoke a cigarette and started talking to a friend of mine that also ended up at DMV today. I asked him about giving me a ride back home and he said So you sold it huh? Sad to see it go aint it? As he was looking behind me. I turned around to see the Hispanic lady and drunk ass Renaldo driving past me she blew the horn and said tank you berdy mouch I wanted to throw a brick through my old car window. But I reluctantly said your welcome. AND THANKED GOD MY WIFE WASNT HERE (that would have scared the shit out of me!)
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 20:11:46 +0000
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