ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE DEER These are the words I serenaded my wife with this morning. Youll understand why shortly. I am never announcing where I am going to go on Face book ever again. I now believe the rampant rumors that the DSA (Deer Security Agency) is monitoring our phone calls, Emails and Facebook messages. I announced I was going to Treman Falls State Park for a photo shoot this morning. The DSA apparently monitored my posting and sent an agent, disguised as a large doe, to attack my car on Route 38 just north of Freeville, NY. It launched itself full bore out of a hedge hitting my car crushing the hood, stole my driver side headlight and signal and ruined my fender. It then continued to run off through the fields, likely to a DSA safehouse in the hills. My perspective, on what is a crisis, has changed this year. on a scale of 1-10, as a crisis, this rates 1/20th of 1. The damn DSA agent could have stayed for photos and Id finally would have had a chance at matching Patti Kneers deer photos. Joanne warned me, when I was going out the door this morning spirit had said,To watch my speed. I assumed that meant speed traps, so I was extremely careful going through speed zones. Because I was being deliberate I noticed a SUV not even slowing as it ran, full speed, through a stop sign in Groton. I slammed on my brakes and the SUV cruised through the space that would have been occupied by my drivers door( and me). That would have messed me up! All in all its been a great day. Hope the DSA agent is okay!
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 20:41:23 +0000