#Idlemind .... #Eyesight ..... The most common causes of deteriorating eyesight.... That is, if there are no other health complications.... are eyestrain and ageing.... Mine is the latter.... Almost everytime.... I watch soccer.... The screen reads 0 - 0.... I wear my glasses and look long and hard to see.... if this soccer match is in Jeevanjee[sp] gardens or.... Uhuru park where there are no goalposts.... Wah... Its a normal soccer field.... With two normal goal posts.... I wonder... Is it, that the players cannot see where the goalposts are or ....? I pick my phone to call optica, but then again I think.... These glasses might cause eye injury.... So I decide to call the Liverpool manager.... And advise him that.... the players should be allowed to carry > metal detectors to the field [like the ones for finding landmines] and.... > telescopes.... > and a gun for the strikers.... [at least one striker].... So that.... When the detector peeps... The player holding it.... Calls out to the one with the telescope.... Who confirms if that is the goalpost.... Then the striker gets out the gun..... Shoots in the air .... Waves the gun at the ref.... Then the goalkeeper.... Everybody in the field runs for dear life... [the dictator].... Giving the striker all the time in the world.... To score as many goals as he can .... Before the flying squad comes.... We dont really care, as long as the score board reads.... #Liverpool 29 - #Someotherteam 0.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 07:54:48 +0000
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