If England dont win by at least 5 goals tonight then Im sorry, theyre officially the worst team on the planet. I expect at least 110% possession and a minimum 120% pass completion. If I see a single pass that goes in any direction other than forwards, Im going to make an online petition for the England team to be completely disbanded. Anyone caught in possession deserves to be shot. If anyone fails to hit the target, they should be hung by the neck from the Wembley arch and left there to serve as a constant reminder to the rest of the team that mediocrity will not be tolerated. If any player makes a mistake and turns out to be human after all, they should be tied up and stoned by members of the general public, whilst being forced to beg for forgiveness at the feet of Bobby Moores statue. Its completely unacceptable for England to play anything other than the tiki-taka style of football that recently earned Spain a narrow 1-0 loss to South Africa and an emphatic 2-1 demolition of Equatorial Guinea. Oh wait hang on, its Germany were meant to be copying now, isnt it? My mistake. #clueless #SameOldPlayers #442 #TomCleverleyOut #clueless #TheMediaToldMeJordanHendersonIsActuallyGoodNowSoHesAlright #clueless #HodgsonOut #clueless
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 18:01:43 +0000
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