If Hon Patrick Obahiagbon were to be an English Teacher, imagine wot his English wil be like. Compare it with d ordinary English; .......... ORDINARY ENGLISH: Ppl who leave in glass houses should not throw stones. ....... HON PATS ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ....... . ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle, twinkle, litle star. ........ . HON pATS ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintilate, asteroid minim. ........ . ORDINARY ENGLISH: All dat glitters is not gold. ........ . HON PATS ENGLISH: All articles dat coruscate wit resplendence are not truely auriferous. ....... . ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers. .......... . HON PATS ENGLISH: Sorting on d parts of mendicants must be interdicted. ........ . ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales. ......... . HON PATS ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ......... . ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginners luck. ......... . HON PATS ENGLISH: Neophytes serendipity. .....:...... . ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss. ........... . HON PATS ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ........... . ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together. ............. . HON PATS ENGLISH: Members of an avian specieS of identical plumage tend to congregate. ......... . ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep. .......... . HON PATS ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. .......... . ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness. ............ . HON PATS ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. .......... One Word For HON PAT!!!!!!!....
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 19:54:47 +0000
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