If I give you todays full gist you go just dey laff me. Almost every muslim around me prepared amala (yam flour or cassava flour). *shocked* I ate amala, ate ate ate ate and ate amala to the extent that my tommy became hard *sweating* . The pieces of meat were bigger than my mouth but I ate them. Well, I didnt have heavy appetite today that is why I ate a total of just 6 wraps of amala, 13 pieces of meat and 5 bottles of soft drinks. If not that I wasnt that hungry ............. *smiles* Earlier no one invited me, well I invited myself to some friends houses and that is where I ate till I almost bursted. Now, I cant breathe, I cant lie down, I cant stand up. I tried using the toilet, nothing! I think book people call it constifusion or na conspitation, abi na constammerer, ...... I know that it is cons-something sha. Well that isnt the problem. Like seriously, I need your advice. Some people asked me to drink Hypo or Jik (liquid bleach), some said I should prepare a mixture of detergent and hot water. *wicked people* Really, Iam thinking of asking some people to help me pound my tommy. *silly* Abi, what do you suggest?!!!
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 21:59:59 +0000
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