If I had a caddy, these would be his exact words. Happy Friday everyone! Subject: Top ten caddy remarks #10 Golfer: Think Im going to drown myself in the lake. Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long? #9 Golfer: Id move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course. Caddy: Try heaven, youve already moved most of the earth. #8 Golfer: Do you think my game is improving? Caddy: Yes, you miss the ball much closer now. #7 Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron? Caddy: Eventually. #6 Golfer: Youve got to be the worst caddy in the world. Caddy: I dont think so. That would be too much of a Coincidence. #5 Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. Its too much of a distraction. Caddy: Its not a watch - its a compass. #4 Golfer: How do you like my game? Caddy: Very good, but personally, I prefer golf. #3 Golfer: Do you think its a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: The way you play, its a sin on any day. #2 Golfer: This is the worst course Ive ever played on. Caddy: This isnt the golf course. We left that an hour ago. #1 Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: That cant be my ball, its too old. Caddy: Its been a long time since we teed off, sir.
Posted on: Fri, 09 May 2014 15:40:35 +0000
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