If I was a super hero I would drive around on a vespa, dress like bull fighter, My power hammer would not only hurt like hell, it would add 50 LBS. to anyone I hit, I could also flip the back side and take away 50 LBS. as well. I would call myself Fathammer! Can you imagine this, its a late night at police Headquarters when all of a sudden, the door burst open. In walks Fathammer with a grin. Look out! I would say. I caught the joker and Loki in one day Just then the sound of a back up alarm and the grinding gears of a dump truck as they back the two villains up to the door to roll their giant fat asses into the station. ZingO!!! I would say shouting my tag line as the bad guys come to a rest at the booking desk, almost knocking it over. Wow Fathammer you really outdone your self! they would say, only to look up and Id be gone with just a distend sound of a vespa... Another success for Fathammer! can you tell I had the day off?
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 03:42:47 +0000
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