If ONE more person tells me it looks like im about to pop im going to say NO REALLY??? At almost 39 out of 40 weeks of pregnancy and I look miserable and like im about to give birth? NO WAY and proceed to pop them in the face. Im a human being not a freakin balloon. I do get to use my uterus again should I so choose. It doesnt pop. It shrinks back down to size with the power of the voodoo black magic all womens lady parts posess. Also, stop calling me mama I have a name, its Emily. Im not YOUR mom, I am my SONS mom. You most likely have your OWN mom whom you may call mama until your little heart is content. Obviously I dont have the guts to ACTUALLY rip those poor innocent bystanders a new one, but I REALLY feel sorry for the person who is the straw on the camels back because I have reached my limit with that phrase. (I need to just stay as a shut-in and not go into public for 2 more weeks to contain my anger against strangers.) Of course, I only sweetly smile and walk away and THEN mutter under my breath. Alas, maybe this post will make me feel a little better on the inside when I feel and look like a freakin whale on the outside...sorry you guys had to read all that. SIGH... it will be over soon enough...*end rant*
Posted on: Sat, 17 May 2014 03:25:11 +0000
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