If anyone needs a little encouragement or words of inspiration this morning perhaps this will help. You live in the greatest country in the world ! This is a country where a mildly retarded middle aged out of shape English boy with crooked teeth a big nose and very little natural ability can become moderately successful at his chosen career . This is a country where despite too many challenges to mention an immigrant can start with almost nothing and end up with slightly more than nothing after taxes. This is a country full of opportunities where a mediocre karaoke singer can join a band and ride it to the pinnacle of success in the music industry . Which we all know is being able to cover our wives bar tab after playing for four hours in a smokey bar and packing up equipment for an hour and half . This is a country where a young man with a funny accent can spend several hundred thousand dollars building high performance show cars just to become slightly popular with his peers. This is a country where a kid whos dentist ,at the age of fourteen, told him if he didnt get braces he would never even get a date let alone marry someone can go on to screw several dozen girls and then marry the girl of his dreams just to prove said dentist wrong ! This is a country where a grown man can continually destroy his body in every way possible and expect the best medical system on the planet to continually rebuild him like the bionic man for a mere astronomical fee which can never possible be paid of in my lifetime . Yes folks , you live in the best country in the world so stop letting immigrants like me have to remind you of that fact and wake the F$&@ up !!!! These words of inspiration were brought to you by the makers of Moriphine and OxyContin , thanks!
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 14:58:16 +0000
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