If anyone thinks theyre having a bad day, let me tell you about mine so far. I wake up this morning to Chloe laying on my stomach. As I try to move her out of the way, she steps on the inside of my forearm (bruise coming shortly). As I yelp and jump out of the way, her tail catches me in the eye (yes, the eye that just healed from a corneal abrasion (now watering profusely). My nose starts running from my watery eye, so I go into the bathroom to grab some toilet paper and proceed to slam my head into the towel bar (awaiting second bruise). By this time I am cursing and crying. Then as I am using my curling iron, I burn my forehead (scab coming soon). To top it all off, I go to Giant after work to pick up a few things, and the damn bag rips open and my food goes everywhere. I am now going to get my hair cut and colored by a new stylist, and Im scared to death! Maybe I should just crawl back under my covers...
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 17:27:48 +0000
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