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If indeed the federal government is spying on all of us in an attempt to improve Homeland Security, let me make it much easier for them to do their homework on me... 1) If I were a homeless dude, Id live in the parking lot at Miller Park. 2) Im saving myself for Scarlett Johansson to one day realize shes my soulmate. 3) My iPods name is Padre and he always cranks out the tunes I love. 4) Im a Facebook whore whos desperately trying to kick this addiction. Well not really. 5) I wholeheartedly believe working for a living is extremely overrated. 6) Brewing beer is a passion and Im pretty good at it. Maybe thats why my nickname is Suds. 7) Speaking of brewing beer, the Milwaukee Brewers are the best team in the universe and I actually bleed blue and gold when cut. 8) I couldnt live without sports, ESPN or playing fantasy football. 9) The only time I miss being married is when its laundry day or I have to go clothes shopping. 10) My iPhones name is Texter and I drive friends crazy because I never stop using it when were hanging out. 11) Sarcasm is a lost art and I should have majored in that while at college. I could go on forever, but something tells me the government realizes spying on me is a complete waste of time. Over and out. :)
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 19:32:40 +0000

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