If real medicine and patients are exactly like they are on House MD (im 167 episodes into 177 episodes) Ive deducted that I have figured out patients..... 1. All patients Lie 2. Its never lupus! 3. All patients throw up blood when they are sick (or pass out) 4. Houses team is the best ACLS team EVER (they code a patient almost every episode and ALWAYS have a save) 5. If it isnt auto immune its cancer! 6. I want Dr House as my PCP 7. There is a me in team (if you jumble it up) 8. If you have a cane you can get away with anything. 9. If you pee blood your kidneys are shutting down 10. The more you act like a jerk the more people like you.
Posted on: Sat, 10 May 2014 19:34:14 +0000