If the Tea-baggers want to restore an eighteenth century government for the USA and without taxes, here what they could NOT DO: - Don’t drive on paved streets or highways. - Don’t call 911. - Don’t flush your toilet. - Don’t bring your garbage to the curb. - Don’t fly in an airplane that uses air-traffic controllers. - Don’t use the court system. - Don’t call the police when you get robbed. - Don’t make use of police services. PERIOD. - Don’t call the fire department when your house burns down - Don’t be rescued by fire department paramedic team. - Don’t use the US Post Office, send all your letters via FedEx or UPS. - Don’t ask for a farm subsidy for not growing crops. - Don’t ask for a taxpayer subsidy to do business in a city or state. - Don’t send your children to public schools. - Don’t attend a state university. - Don’t expect a social security payment. - Don’t let Medicare pay your bills if you are over 65 or disabled. - Don’t look for a government contract to bolster your defense industry business. - Don’t run for political office where your salary is paid for by the taxpayers. - Don’t own a company that pollutes and expect the taxpayer to bail you out. - Don’t climb to the top of the Washington Monument, which is maintained at taxpayer expense. - Don’t expect federal assistance if a natural disaster destroys your home or business. - Don’t expect the military to defend your country. - Don’t visit national parks or hike in national forests. - Don’t eat USDA inspected meat, cheese, eggs or produce. - Don’t take any medications tested and approved by the FDA. - Don’t drink, bathe or otherwise use the water from municipal water systems. - Don’t look at or relay a weather report. - Don’t expect a unit of measure like a gallon of gas to be a full gallon. - Don’t expect an elevator to work correctly or not fall. - Don’t expect a red light to work 100% of the time. - Don’t accept government money to help develop a product which you then personally patent or copyright and sell for your own profit. - Don’t use the services of a doctor who is licensed through the state. - Don’t expect research into medical problems such as cancer, heart disease, diabetes, aging, prostate, menopause, etc. - Don’t use the public library. - Don’t go to a state university affiliated hospital. - Don’t go to a state university yourself. - Don’t watch state college sports. - Don’t apply for government grants. - Don’t go to a state, city or municipal-run airport. - Don’t ask for rural electrification. - Don’t ask for SEC regulations that protect us from crooked financial planners. - Don’t ask to keep the airwaves free so your right-wing talk show host can shout at you. - Don’t ask for a business loan from the small business administration. - Don’t ask to use the G.I. bill to go to college. - Don’t support legislation to turn a military computer network (DARPANet/ARPANet) into the public-accessed “Internet.” - Don’t drive a car that benefits from government safety regulations. - Don’t use electricity generated by TVA or some government-owned and maintained dam or facility. - Don’t use currency printed by the US Treasury. - Don’t use a bank or credit union that insures your deposits through the FDIC. - Don’t buy or build a house that requires the efforts of county deed offices or needs building permits and inspections. - Don’t even run for an elected office, because the local, state and federal election commissions could be involved. - Don’t use public transportation. - Don’t visit public museums. - Don’t go hunting, fishing, or camping on government property. - Don’t cross a public bridge. - Don’t use rest areas or public restrooms. - Don’t expect the government to protect the copyright for the works you create. - Don’t expect your tap water to be clean and germ free. - Don’t expect there to be much wildlife left other than rats. - Don’t use wood or eat meat grown on Forest Service or BLM land. - Don’t eat any food transported on government roads. - Don’t expect any workplace safety standards, labor laws, or minimum wage. - Don’t use any gasoline, oil, or natural gas that was discovered by the USGS. - Don’t live in New Orleans, Sacramento or any other city protected by a levee. - Don’t expect zoning laws. - Don’t expect clean air, clean water, clean soil, etc. - Don’t expect highway signs. - Don’t expect laws defining criminal behavior because the government defines what criminal behavior entails. - Don’t expect to actually OWN anything, like your house, car, etc. - at least in the legal sense. Or even have legal proof of ownership when it’s stolen, damaged, etc. - Don’t expect anyone to plow your town’s roads when it snows or sweep them when they’re dirty. - Don’t expect the government to regulate industries that have monopolies and use that power to raise your rates for reduced service and product quality. - Don’t expect the government to keep gasoline rates low, compared to the rest of the world. - Don’t expect convicted criminals to be in prison and off your street. - Don’t expect to receive a cheap land lease on federal lands, then mine or cut the forest for your profit with no repayment to the landlord (we the people). - Don’t expect to get cheap rates for your cattle’s grazing. - Don’t expect to have uniform building codes. - Don’t expect to go to buildings and high rises that have been reviewed and inspected during construction to ensure it was built to current building codes. - Don’t expect to eat in restaurants that have been inspected to ensure cleanliness and the safe preparation of food. - Don’t expect your children to be able to ride the bus to school. - Don’t expect the state or county to pay foster parents to take care of the children left abandoned or orphaned. - Don’t expect the state or county to investigate and/or remove children from neglectful or abusive homes. - Don’t go to your book store and try to find a book by its ISBN number. - Don’t expect the government to stop the auto companies from building SUVs that roll over and kill your wife and kids. - Don’t expect the court to appoint a taxpayer-paid attorney to represent you (or your child) when you are accused of a crime. - Don’t get a passport or try to get out of the US without a Passport. - Don’t expect to enjoy the benefits of the United States of America and its resources. And finally, don’t expect a federal court to entertain your sovereignty argument for one second after you disregard your taxpayer-funded public defender. I am so PROUD to be a Liberal!~
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 21:30:45 +0000
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