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If the story of King Midas was about his queen, would everything thing turn into shoes? Would the moral be good for your sole? If she were a dancer, I’ll bet all the shoes would be for the left feet (as in two left feet). If she were to touch a house, it becomes a shoe – and then she rents it out to the old lady who lived in a shoe. Then along would come Ed Sullivan who would naturally say, “We’ve got a really big shoe.” Got to admit, for years I thought the story of King Midas was that everything he touched turned to car mufflers. Considering all the superhero movies that they are coming out with, they should make “Mundane Man” as most of these movies are super boring. if they were guns, they’d be a lower caliber because they’re a large bore. The thief was selling all his stolen booting to the guy next door because neighbors make good fences. (I was on the fence on telling this one). I heard that petting a dog lowers one’s blood pressure. So I tried to pet the dog next door. Instead of lower blood pressure, I lost weight – three fingers. Is the Apple Corporation self absorbed? Everything starts with “i” Personally, iDon’t care. Is Santa Clause elf absorbed? The wannabe writer thinks he has at least one book in him. That’s nothing. My dog has several. My dog’s publisher thinks it’s all crap. I wanted Danny Williams of Hawaii 5O fame arrest him so someone would say, “Book him, Dano.” (maybe that is why James MacArthur left the original show – thinking Why did Jack Lord make him do all the paperwork?) I was thinking of writing a biography about my auto, but the title got to be confusing. It’s tough dating an astronaut – they’re always saying that they need space. They take their dates to restaurants that lack atmosphere. But even then, the girls are star struck. And they never go ballistic. When a grave digger wants’ to grab a cold one, let’s hope he’s not talking about getting a bier. Of course, the morgue’s the merrier. Do inner city eggs have a greater crack problem? Their parents are finding too many kids lying sunny side down being Denny’s.

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