If u are a man and u wan2 live long, pls dnt go near ur womans phone unless u hav shock-absorbers like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour(Emeka)crying like a baby,then we got talking. Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau??? Emeka: Bros na Amaka o Me: chizoooooosu!!!amaka don die???? Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone.... Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u??? even makin u cry? U get time my broda... Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18 Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone... Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta... Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe ,Timothy and JacoB),then 2 pastors (Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles (Chidi,Samuel,Mike,Greg),den 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! hahahahaa..
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 08:37:34 +0000