If u are a man and u want to live long, please dont go near your womans phone unless u have shock-absorbers like me. I Mr Akpors just got home now and met my neighbour (Emeka) crying like a baby,then we got talking. Akpors : Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau??? Emeka: Bros na Amaka o Akpors : chizoooooosu!!!amaka don die???? Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo Akpors : oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone.... Akpors : mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u??? even makin u cry? U get time my broda... Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18 Akpors : hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone... Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta... Akpors : shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe,Timothy and JacoB),then 2 pastors (Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi, Samuel,Mike,Greg),den 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! Guys dont play with Girls.....
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 07:47:57 +0000