If u re a man nd u wan2 live long, pls dnt go near ur womans phone unles u hav shock-absorbers like me. I jus got hum nw nd met my neighbour(Emeka )crying lyk a baby,dan we got tokn. Me: Mekus wetin happn na...who die nau??? Emeka: Bros na joy o Me: chizoooooosu!! joy dn die???? Emeka: my broda had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis gal has finished me oh Me: oya pls calm down nd tel me wat happened Emeka: Can u imagine joy dat av bn paying her skul fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phn.... Me: mtchew na d idiot da pain u??? even makin u cry? U get tym my broda... Emeka: Bros no be d idiot de pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18 Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own gal dat I wan 2marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phn... Emeka: (lafn now) na waoo atleast dat 1 is even beta... Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 oda evangelists(Ibe,Timothy nd JacoB),dan 2 pastors(Mike nd Anthony),and den 4 Apostles (Chidi, Samuel,Mike,G reg),den 2 Rev(Chika nd Ifeanyi)nd dan 1 bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahaha may b dat bishop is d general overseer of her hrt nd u b ordinary branch pastor !!! hahahahaa abeg no laugh
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 18:39:09 +0000
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