If you are a man and you want to live a long life, please do not go near your womans phone... unless you have shock-absorbers! :) When I got home,I met my neighbour Emeka sitting on stairs and crying like a baby. So I asked him, Mekus wetin happen now? who die now? Emeka: Brother, na Amaka,o! Me: Jeesssuss!!! Amaka don die???? Emeka: My brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo! Me: oya, please calm down and tell me what happened! Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka that av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use Idiot to save my name in her phone... Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d Idiot dey pain u??? even makin u cry? U get time my broda... Emeka: Bros no be d Idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18!!! Me: hmmm my broda manage d Idiot now,after all my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David to save my name in her phone... Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo! At least dat one is even beta... Me: Shut up! When I scrolled the phone further I saw 3 other evangelists (Ibe,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors (Mike and Anthony),and then 4 Apostles (Chidi,Samuel,Mike,Greg),then 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi) and then one bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahahahahahaha! maybe that bishop is the general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!!. #Jokes #Funny
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 08:35:19 +0000
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