If you are to steal their hearts, do this: Catholic girls: buy pork and beer! Teri mukatoliki atalya mbizzi namwenge okugyako nga teyasoma mujiji nekonfirimasiyo Moslem girls: learn few Islamic words...asalam aleikum, allahimuddilah, and insha allah....and most important...make sure nti akaliba bakagyako. Born Again: mukama waffe yebazibwe...u need to cram that. Make sure that every sentence she makes you conclude it with amiina. Learn about few pastors around ate laba nnyo TOP TV Protestants: aah! Buno buli so complicated. Nze bwanema! Mbu we dont drink ate nga bunywa. Tebumanyi kyebagwala...any religion bumala gagaba mmese lufaayi! Anyway, be confused like them ojja kumalako. Adventist: be good at gospel adventist songs awo okalina naye remember they dont eat pork. Traditionalist: buli kimu kyekwase ku bajjajja...mukwano bajjajja bandaze nti gwe muwala gweninamu emikisa... learn few traditional healers...ofuneyo nakabugo okateeke mu wallet yo. Ha ha ha haha
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 05:24:02 +0000
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