If you ever find yourself in a situation where you may get your ass kicked remember that talking your way out is always an option and if you decide to do so then repeat this verbatim. Excuse me good sir but I can see that you are overly agitated at me and would like nothing more than to beat my face to a pulp with your enormous meat hammers you have for hands but before you proceed know this. I maybe small but I am 100 percent born and raised, red, white, and blue kick your ass ,take no shit. raised in the country American. I can see that you are quite large and most likely grew up eating paint chips or lived near a power plant that you used its waste pond for a swimming pool. What ever the case just know this, if you proceed and we fight I can guarantee a few things after I kick you ass. 1. more chest hair 2. cocky attitude 3. strong jawline 4. taste for raw meat 5. gasoline is your Coffee 6. lion as a pet 7. Chuck Norris wants you as his body guard 8. you will feel bullet proof 9. Lifetime Man card 10. John Wayne tough isnt tough enough these are just some of the things I control in my Universe that I can grant you the privilege with should we throw down. Should this not work I highly suspect that you pissed him off even more in that case I suggest you take your ass whoopin lol.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 19:45:34 +0000
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