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If you ever wind up waking next to someone you dont know you should observe certain etiquettes. Im guessing of course since Im a virgin, and have never done anything inappropriate in my life. ;) First before asking them to leave its important to first establish if youre in fact at your own home. Next dont ask their name just say hi, and hope they admit they dont know your name either. If they are much hotter than you normally get its not acceptable to ask them if they lost a bet. If theyre much uglier than normal its not acceptable to ask if you lost a bet. If they have already started to redecorate your place its acceptable to lock yourself in the bathroom, and call for help. Finally if you find any surgical scars that you dont remember having its perfectly acceptable to ask for 70% of what they got for your kidney. I hope this helps, but if it doesnt remember it was free advice so dont ask for your money back; )

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