If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you dont, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you dont, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you dont, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks its boring If you dont, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you dont, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says its bad If you dont, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didnt respect her If you dont, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait If she is late, she says thats a girls way If you visit another man, youre not putting in quality time If she is visited by another woman, oh its natural, we are girls If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks its just one of mens tactics for seduction If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful... PRECAUTION IS ADVISED WHEN HANDLING THEM.......
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 11:56:34 +0000
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