If you want to date my sister, you must be either a very special man or a complete creep who wants to take advantage of her. If you are already her boyfriend, then I suspect it is the latter. All you have to do to disprove my theory is visit our family! If my sister has conned you into deciding to meet us, then you are either very brave or very stupid. Again, I suspect it is the latter! Anyway, I guess you should know what to expect. As soon as you enter our gate, you will be watched. At our front door you will be greeted by our TATANG and his double-barrel shotgun. Our barrel is filled with rock salt and bacon rind while the other has an actual shell. This is a warning as to what will happen if you break her heart. Still, TATANG is not the one you should be the most afraid of. No, the person you should fear most is INANG. She has the aura of a military general and the ruthless streak of a mafia boss. But if you love my sister despite her family, you do indeed deserve her love. If you stick around long enough to marry her, then maybe I can accept you as my brother-in-law. MAYBE!
Posted on: Fri, 20 Sep 2013 01:52:58 +0000