If you were 6 inches tall, you wouldnt have any financial problems - TopicsExpress



          

If you were 6 inches tall, you wouldnt have any financial problems whatsoever. a box of cheezits would last you for months and maybe you could find some guy to make you a little house with working gas and electricity. You could probably work in a call center or any job that doesnt involve manual labor. You could probably be a motivational speaker. Either way you could make minimum wage. Youd get benefits for being disabled. And when youre making like 30-40 K a year and your Yearly expenses come out to like 500$ youd have a lot of money leftover. You could be a tiny millionaire. You could retire within like 3 years of working and Have someone design a tiny ferarri for you or a tiny helicopter or a tiny jet ski to ride in your tiny pool. You could get your own tiny private island. Everything would be perfect. And youd be adorable. But eventually youd get kinda lonely with all of these tiny posessions and no other tiny people to share them with. And its not like someone can just make you a tiny wife. It would be kinda sad. Youd commission for an entire tiny town to be built, to see if maybe that would ease the pain. But you just walk the empty streets feeling the pain of solitude.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 15:44:14 +0000

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