Igbo man again. At Ogoja, a Benin man died and as he was getting buried, they found out that he was a direct descendant of the great Oba of Bennin. That calls for burial with food items, cooking utensils and possibly human heads. Apart from the human heads, every thing a human could use was in the grave. The Housa man shouted; Aboki mana, why put food and utensils in a grave? He was told that the dead man is travelling a long after life distance and will need the food to do the journey. He placed 200,000.00 Naira in case he run out of food. The Yoruba man place 150,000.00 N also. As all were watching what an Igbo man was gonna do, he knelt down and collected the 350,00.00 in cash and placed a 2 million Naira check in the grave. He opined that since the dead man has to cross the state of Anambra and Delta to get to his destination, his chances of getting robbed or kidnapped with that much cash is great. He told the dead man to cash his check when he gets to his destination. He in addition grabbed the live goats and sheep plus all the chicken and claimed that they will be making too much noise for the dead man to silently get through those states. Every one saw that to be a brilliant move but later on, they found out that it was another Igbo man sense and what do you think happened to the check issued to the dead man. It was no good to start with but how did a dead man find that out? He never came back to life to tell IGBO MAN IGBO MAN IGBO MAN
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 00:06:16 +0000